Content will be customized to your needs, the time limit, and the audience.

If you have a piano, my spicy wife will come and accompany me.
If you ask really nicely, she might be willing to speak about what it is like to be married to someone with washboard ribs.
And I guess if you just want my wife to speak that is also an option. But only if cheesecake is provided.

I live in Bluffdale, UT. As long as you live within a reasonable distance I will come and speak for free!
*Venue must be wheelchair accessible. This stipulation seems obvious, but some people forget. We do have ramps that can conquer a single stair that is less than 8" tall.

Send speaking requests to corbyagain@gmail.com.

Yes, this meme was included entirely because it included a wheelchair pun.